To All Citizens: Please answer the following problem by adding exposition to a maximum of one page for the chance to win a spot on the League of the Able (Canada only)

 "Upon the leadership continuance entranced over so called universal theory, some pretense to presume singularity of consent by masses emulsion like, through what portal to renew the commitment to Infrastructure appease all citizens, residents, honored guests, and friends: infer now from this brief to be cyclical note from Your Big Brother such importance as counsel deemed yet known by public all said correct for low not truth and her accounts, sic the googuglian papers with ink already did spoke for I am not one but together with the rights, powers, privileges and emoluments unto the said office, place and trust of right and by law appertaining during Our Pleasure."